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  Wednesday 16th of August 2017  
ANNOUNCEMENT: Dont't Feed The Goblins!
By: Collie C Flowers
reading time: maybe about 2 minutes | first published: 22 September 2015

Do not Feed Them!
Do not Feed Them!

We got into a bit of trouble so now we have to put up little signs everywhere (including this one here on Facebook) to remind everyone that they should not be feeding the goblins...not even if it's just one wee little goblin with the most adorable (yet slightly odd looking) grin. Never-ever-ever feed them anything...especially not cookies!

You see...we recently moved to a new country (called the Nether Netherlands) and most of our friends came along on this big adventure of ours. Obviously this also include our very good friend and honorary Picsee; Eric the goblin. Now, on his own Eric can be quite a handful and gets into a lot of trouble with almost no effort...so when he asked us if he could invite one of his wee goblin friends along, we should have known this could only lead to more trouble than usual...But we didn't. We said "of course you can! The more the merrier!" But sayings like that should always come with terms and conditions, cause Eric's friend also invited a friend...and so did that friend and that friend's friend invite a few friends too, and so on, and so on, and so forth...which is how we ended up with a few hundred goblins living with us in our new home....But this is not exactly the reason we are in trouble and putting up wee signs everywhere...

We were always friends with the goblins and there's always been hundreds of them around, but back in Scotland they all lived in the woods where they mostly just ate some roots and got up to some minor mischief. But because they now lived in the house with us, and because we were taught sharing is always a good we gave them some of our cookies last night. It turns out none of those roots they ate in the forest had any sugar in them...but the cookies certainly did...and suddenly so did all the goblins!

They...went...crazy! absolutely bonkers! they started running about, eating every single sugary snack they could find! And when they couldn't find any more snacks they started eating anything they thought might have some snacks inside. By now they ate so much sugar that they could not taste it anymore so they started eating absolutely everything! In the end there was nothing left except for the walls, an old shoe and a few vegetables. They basically ate the whole house! And then they went to the neighbours and asked them if they had some cookies...which they did, so the goblins ate all their cookies and then they ate their whole house too! And then they ate the house next door to them, and then the one next to that...and so on, and so on, and so forth...

They kept going until their tummies got so full that they couldn't move anymore. The sugar eventually worn off and they all fell asleep in the streets. We went to get them all and brought them back home, one by one with our wee little wagon. Luckily they had the sugar crazies so bad that they couldn't remember anything when they woke up...including the lovely taste of cookies...and we are certainly not going to tell them or share any of our cookies with them ever again...and neither should you, cause they'll eat your house too! So please, please, please...do not feed the goblins!


A big move for the wee ones!
a wee article by: Collie C Flowers

As most of you may have noticed we've been very quite for a while...that's cause we've been away on a big adventure to collect some good old days but we're back now! Well.....actually it's not just us who's back and also we're not really back where we used to...continue reading

BREAKING NEWS!

We have just found out that some news has broken...we don't have any other info at the moment but we are doing everything we can to find out who broke it and how to fix it.
 
 
 
crossed words and puzzles

Some clues for you...
DOWN CLUES:
2.The national animal of Scotland
3.a very scary thing that goes booo in the night
4.a very big bird...not quite as big as an ostrich but almost
5.if a wee one has the same name as their parent you write this after their name
8.the sounds that a bagpipe make
10.a creature that usually lives under a bridge and turns to stone in the daylight
12.a type of poem that you would usually sing
14.a way to refer to yourself or an incorrect way to spell eye.

ACROSS CLUES:
1.a snazzy name for mushrooms or a gnome home.
6.a type of unicorn that is quite fat and lives in Africa
7.a name for you and someone else
9.a gnome that lives in the Netherlands
11.which one of these do you like the most: green or brown
12.a type of bird that's a wee bit magic and very smart
13.a creature that is a seal in water and a person on the land

Show Me The Answers Please!

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:

Answer:
The picture on the left is a potato. The picture on the right is also a potato but this potato is in Scotland and is therefore called a tattie not a potato. Other than that the pictures are exactly the same.
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~ a wee thought for the day ~
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Additional credits || news eddytor: Collie FLowers || adivsor and troublemaker: Eric || verifier of facts and fiction: Mika Makaroon || double checkers: Brother and Rory || offical website bug: Lady Redpenny the ladybird

 
MEET THIS ARTICLE'S AUTHOR:

Collie C Flowers
Collie is a wee Picsee. She is probably the most well known of all the Picsees. Not only is she the new lead reporter and eddytor of the Faery Informer newspaper, she draws most of the the art pictures that the Picsees are famous for too! She is also an excellent hide a sneak player and is known to be very good at finding treasure when the wee ones are playing pirates down by the beach. She can also change her favourite colour from blue to green and back to blue without anyone noticing.

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