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  Monday 26th of June 2017  
The Legends are true - Human Beans are real!
By: Lindee-Mae the Moon Fae
reading time: maybe about 3 minutes | first published: 1 December 2014

Verified! They are real!
Verified! They are real!

My dear fellow fae and faeriefolk, these sure are exciting times in which we find ourselves. We all know the wonderful stories about the legendary beings known as the human beans. For many faeriefolk, especially for us moon-time faeries they are just part of some magical myth we tell each other to explain some of the unbelievable things found outside of the faery realms. But there are some who always believed that they are indeed real. The Brownies always said so and so did quite a lot of gnomes and even some goblins...but no one more so than that wee group of merry meddlers we all know and love - the Picsees. As you know they have been claiming for a very long time that not only are human beans real, they also say they can talk to them and even made friends with a small group of these human beings. They call this group the special ones.

Now, I will be this first to admit that I never completely believed these stories they told. We all know they do sometimes get their facts a little bit mixed up and some of their tales tend to be a little bit taller than they are. However, thinking that something is not true very rarely change whether it is in fact true or not. Also, as we all know, there's always a special time and a special place where anything and everything is possible (and that time and place is usually exactly where and when you come to realise this fact). So with that in mind I thought I should look into these stories of theirs.
I found them playing in the park and when I mentioned my research they got very excited and took me straight to their house where they showed me a strange machine...and what I saw inside this machine was simple unbelievable. My dearest of dear readers, I will recommend that you find a nice comfy toadstool so that you can sit down when you read these next words...all their stories are true! Every bit! I saw it with my very own eyes. Human Beans really do exist and the wonderful thing is that once you believe that they are real their whole world becomes clear!
They are amazing beings...even better than the legends says (and a wee bit taller too) and most of the wonderful things found outside of the faery realms are indeed made by them (it all makes perfect sense once you've seen real a human bean).

The funny thing is, it turns out most human beans don't believe in any of us either, but there's a small group of them who do believe! Now before I continue I would like to remind you about my earlier point regarding that 'time and place' where anything becomes possible...because some of these Human beans, these special ones who do believe, happen to be at one of these places. They were also there at exactly the right time, the very moment the Picsees first discovered this machine of theirs. It was somehow connected to a portal which allowed the Picsees to send a wee message into the human world...and one of these special human beans wrote a message back...and then another, and another...and then the world as we know it changed forever.

I would strongly recommend that you got have look at their magical message machine and if you take some sharing cookies with they might even let you send a message of your own. I did say it's exciting times...exciting times and a whole new world to spend it in.
And on that note, I will bid you adieu and until ye read again...stay well and stay informed.

~ Lindee-Mae for the Faerie Informer.


Happy Halloween Everyone!
a wee article by: Collie C Flowers

Happy Halloween everyone! Wow...we can't believe today is finally here...it's Halloween! If you read the news earlier this week you will know all about our plans to dress up as scary old movie poster for this year’s Halloween! We found some very scary posters...continue reading

WANTED!

Mild-Bill & Little Lester the Goblins are wanted in connection with the disappearance of half a packet of cookies. A reward of 5 strawberries is offered.
 
 
 
crossed words and puzzles

Some clues for you...
DOWN CLUES:
2.The national animal of Scotland
3.a very scary thing that goes booo in the night
4.a very big bird...not quite as big as an ostrich but almost
5.if a wee one has the same name as their parent you write this after their name
8.the sounds that a bagpipe make
10.a creature that usually lives under a bridge and turns to stone in the daylight
12.a type of poem that you would usually sing
14.a way to refer to yourself or an incorrect way to spell eye.

ACROSS CLUES:
1.a snazzy name for mushrooms or a gnome home.
6.a type of unicorn that is quite fat and lives in Africa
7.a name for you and someone else
9.a gnome that lives in the Netherlands
11.which one of these do you like the most: green or brown
12.a type of bird that's a wee bit magic and very smart
13.a creature that is a seal in water and a person on the land

Show Me The Answers Please!

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:

Answer:
The picture on the left is a potato. The picture on the right is also a potato but this potato is in Scotland and is therefore called a tattie not a potato. Other than that the pictures are exactly the same.
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WANTED:
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Meeting tonight!
There will be a meeting in the forest by the big tree tonight to decide which tree is the biggest in the forest.
Shellshine Services
Attention all beetles! Be the shiniest bug in the borough with mister Nico the gnome's new shell shining services - conveniently located next to the green pond.
for enquieries or to place an add of your own please go see Tanyann the tree faerie at the big oak tree next to pebble lane.
Office Hours:
from the first moonbeam until the morning bird's song.
and finally...
~ a wee thought for the day ~
they say you are what you eat...we though about this for a very long time and decide we would like to be a happy birthday cake!
 
 

Additional credits || news eddytor: Collie FLowers || adivsor and troublemaker: Eric || verifier of facts and fiction: Mika Makaroon || double checkers: Brother and Rory || offical website bug: Lady Redpenny the ladybird

 
MEET THIS ARTICLE'S AUTHOR:

Lindee-Mae the Moon Fae
In addition to being a star reporter for the Faerie Informer Lindee-Mae is also one of the moon-time faeries who's job it is to get the forest, the woods and all the wee gardens ready for night time. Her job is to collect all the wee bits of left-over sunlight at dusk before it gets dark. She then keeps it safe until dawn so that it can be used as wee shimmers and glimmers on the dew drops the next morning.

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