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My dear fellow fae and faeriefolk, these sure are exciting times in which we find ourselves. We all know the wonderful stories about the legendary beings known as the human beans. For many faeriefolk, especially for us moon-time faeries they are just part of some magical myth we tell each other to explain some of the unbelievable things found outside of the faery realms. But there are some who always believed that they are indeed real. The Brownies always said so and so did quite a lot of gnomes and even some goblins...but no one more so than that wee group of merry meddlers we all know and love - the Picsees. As you know they have been claiming for a very long time that not only are human beans real, they also say they can talk to them and even made friends with a small group of these human beings. They call this group the special ones.
Now, I will be this first to admit that I never completely believed these stories they told. We all know they do sometimes get their facts a little bit mixed up and some of their tales tend to be a little bit taller than they are. However, thinking that something is not true very rarely change whether it is in fact true or not. Also, as we all know, there's always a special time and a special place where anything and everything is possible (and that time and place is usually exactly where and when you come to realise this fact). So with that in mind I thought I should look into these stories of theirs.
I found them playing in the park and when I mentioned my research they got very excited and took me straight to their house where they showed me a strange machine...and what I saw inside this machine was simple unbelievable. My dearest of dear readers, I will recommend that you find a nice comfy toadstool so that you can sit down when you read these next words...all their stories are true! Every bit! I saw it with my very own eyes. Human Beans really do exist and the wonderful thing is that once you believe that they are real their whole world becomes clear!
They are amazing beings...even better than the legends says (and a wee bit taller too) and most of the wonderful things found outside of the faery realms are indeed made by them (it all makes perfect sense once you've seen real a human bean).
The funny thing is, it turns out most human beans don't believe in any of us either, but there's a small group of them who do believe! Now before I continue I would like to remind you about my earlier point regarding that 'time and place' where anything becomes possible...because some of these Human beans, these special ones who do believe, happen to be at one of these places. They were also there at exactly the right time, the very moment the Picsees first discovered this machine of theirs. It was somehow connected to a portal which allowed the Picsees to send a wee message into the human world...and one of these special human beans wrote a message back...and then another, and another...and then the world as we know it changed forever.
I would strongly recommend that you got have look at their magical message machine and if you take some sharing cookies with they might even let you send a message of your own. I did say it's exciting times...exciting times and a whole new world to spend it in.
And on that note, I will bid you adieu and until ye read again...stay well and stay informed.
~ Lindee-Mae for the Faerie Informer.